Thursday, October 26, 2006

Entry 14: Hot Latin Pirate-on-Pirate Action

Okay, if I have any readers left at this point, please forgive me for my temporary dive into RPishness. It had to be done. In my defense, it was fan service. No, not you. My Lovely Assistant loves reading that stuff. Really, she does. And she can be very persuasive. Anyway, let's continue with my semi-humorous rantings.


Today, I killed my first pirate. In general, I adopt a “live and let live” approach toward my fellow pirates. But it’s apparent that many, many pirates are only too happy to prey on any ship they see in space.

The day started out normally enough. I was hunting and scanning for random passers-by whose ships are badly in need of extra ventilation … when all of the sudden, I see a flashing red bar pop onto my overview. The last vestiges of carebear instincts took hold and I immediately warped out of the belt.

As I was zipping through the warp tunnel, I took a quick look at my attacker and his ship.

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A Caracal? I ran from a freaking CARACAL?! Oh, the shame. Fortunately, while I’d only gotten enough of a look at Fronesis to determine his name and ship class, it appears that he got even less useful information about my ship. At any rate , he decided to pursue me to the planet, just in time for me to redeem myself.

In hindsight, he probably thought that I was flying a standard frigate. Which is yet another great thing about the Jaguar: On the overview, it looks almost EXACTLY like a Rifter.

He quickly learned that "Come and See" was no little Rifter. His Caracal was broken in seconds, while I was sitting pretty with about virtually all of my shields still intact.

Later, I decided to interview my victim, to see what was going through his mind before, during and after he engaged me.

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His response, while decidedly unhelpful, certainly was interesting.

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Aren’t we El Senor Internacionale? Obviously, someone got screwed on a bargain basement translator.

I briefly considered rephrasing the question in a way that he understood, but meh. Naked force is the universal language. He understood that much just fine.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still read it. Hoping to see some more

3:43 AM  
Anonymous Intigo said...

Yeah I still read it from time to time too, Devilish. The RP stuff wasn't too bad, still an entertaining read when you're the one providing it. :)

Haha, gotta say that Spanish guy had me in stitches. Personally I had a fun encounter with a Spanish Cyclone in my Punisher, he was pretty entertaining too:

Jerjura > i don pay the ship agein!!!!!!!!!
Jerjura > please!!!!!!!!!
Jerjura > i don have insusrse
Jerjura > yuo are stolen cargos!!!!!
Intigo > :D
Jerjura > please!!!!!!

Victim: Jerjura
Corp: Grupo Fuerzas De Elite
Destroyed: Cyclone

^^

Keep it up, Devilish - don't let yer blog die.

7:32 PM  
Anonymous BeniahTheSilent said...

/me posts a holo note with the following written:

"Yarr, indeed Devilish. Is the Jag, to tide you over until the Hurricane comes out? Keep up the postings and may your prey be interesting."

6:09 PM  
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